Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Madrid to Porto then an uplanned return home

Sunday 19 May

Had a rest day today – weather very cold.
Time to reflect on the different nationalities touring Spain at this time of year.  About 90% of the caravans on this site are Dutch with the English, Belgians and Spanish making up the other 10%. It is a fact that although the percentage varies, there are a huge number of caravans from Holland touring Spain. In fact I am beginning to wonder if anyone is left in the country. I just hope a dyke doesn’t spring a leak.

Other visitors vary from are to area. In Toldeo there were a lot of Australians, in Seville the French were out in force, the Americans made a good showing in Ronda and Barcelona but in Marbella it was definitely visitors from Essex. In fact I think that most Essex people either live there permanently or have holiday homes in the area.

Monday 20 May

We woke to fresh snow on the tops of some of the higher peaks and attempted a walk in the hills behind San Lorenzo El Escorial.   All was fine going up to Felipe’s Seat, which is a huge rock into which the King Philip of Spain had seats carved so that he could look out over the town and the Monastery.  We continued on up a clear path to the top of the hill.  Then down came the hail and rain and away went the path.   The map we had from the tourist office was next to useless as were the downloaded maps that I had downloaded on the phone.  We did make it down but it was a bit of a struggle in places.  Sarah said she needed a cake as big as her head so we visited the pasteleria on the way back.
 
Tuesday 21 May

Another very cold day, but dry.  We drove to Segovia which is famous for the huge Roman aqueduct.   It totally dominates the townscape.  We walked around the corner from the car park and there is was in front of us.   800m of granite supported by 166 arches and 120 pillars and at its highest 30 m high.   All built using no mortar or cement.  Segovia is only a small town but also boasts a large cathedral and the Alcazar which is said to have been used by Walt Disney as inspiration for Cinderella’s Castle in Magic Kingdom in Orlando.  You could really see the likeness with its many turrets.  We dropped lucky once again as it was free admission for some reason – I suspect because there were not many people about.  Inside there was not a lot to see but some excellent Moorish ceilings.

 
 
Wednesday 22 May

Brighter day and slightly warmer.  Had a morning in and then took what the guide books describe as one of the ‘Top 10 Drives in Spain’ – El Escorial to Avila, over the mountains.   For those of you familiar with the Snake Pass in Derbyshire – it was rather like that. We peaked at 1,484m and as we dropped down we could have been approaching Glossop. We even passed a couple of parked gritting lorries parked halfway up. They obviously haven’t been put to bed for the summer yet.
Avila is a famous for the 2km of 11th Century walls which surround it.   They are extraordinarily well persevered – possibly funded by having to pay on walk on them – York should take note!!   You did get an audio guide which magically pinged into action at certain points on the wall but they hadn’t gone to the trouble of editing out double takes or mistakes.   It was very interesting, but once again there were few people about – we only encountered 2 other people on the walls.

 
 
Thursday 23 May

Blue cloudless sky this morning and feeling warmer at the campsite.   We went up to an area known as Las Dehasas which is a recreation area in the foothills of the Sierra Guardarrama.  There were extensive meadows, mainly covered in young school children, not sure why.   There is a natural swimming lake and an Amazon Adventure area there.   We picked up a walking guide from the information centre who assured us that the walks were clearly way marked – and they were.  The classic walk from here takes you to a point at the top of the mountain called Puerto de la Fuenfria.  This turned out to be a long way up – over 2000 ft from where we started, but worth it.  It was freezing up there and there was still snow around but the air was so clear.  The trees stood out as if you were watching them on a really good HD TV screen.    We them worked our way back down  using a couple of other paths.   We were shattered at the end but pleased with ourselves. 
 
 
 
Did you know that Spain is one of the most mountainous countries in Europe according to the ‘Rough Guide’? Well I now believe them.

When got back to the van a couple from Burniston near Scarborough were just pitching their van opposite us, someone to speak to at last.
 
Friday 24 May

Beautiful day – sunny and warm!!   Sarah did 3 loads of washing and we did a supermarket run, but otherwise just lazed in the sun.    Site started to get busier by tea time as the Spanish arrived on the promise of a good forecast.
 
Saturday 25 May

Another lazy day in the sun.  Site quite busy with more campers arriving and also a posh lunch in the cafeteria.   We think it was a confirmation event as there was a young lady in a white dress and pink sash.  At first we thought it was a wedding but there was no sign of a bride or groom!   Spanish ladies do like to get dressed up.   The assembled crowd were a riot of colour.   Morning coffee accompanied by excellent chocolate croissants from the site shop which seems to have sprung to life with arrival of more people.

Sunday 26 May

Moved on to Salamanca today.  This country continues to surprise me. Here we were driving from the centre of Spain westwards towards the Atlantic coast. Once again I have expected dry, arid fields. Instead the countryside reminded me of Norfolk. Flat with big skies but the surprising thing was the range of crops that were being grown including cereals, potatoes and a few orchards.  The villages were few and far between and once again the motorway was almost empty. Either nobody goes anywhere or they find a different way.  

After a two hour journey we arrived at Camping Regio, which despite being a first category site was rather disappointing.  Very untidy and the facilities left something to be desired.    Had dinner, if you can call it that, at the adjoining hotel.  You picked your menu choice, got a ticket at reception and then handed to the waiter.   We had the least weird sounding combination we could find which was calf fillet, egg and chips.  It was terrible.  We went back to the caravan and drank wine to get rid of the taste, well that was our excuse.

Monday 27 May

Not a Bank Holiday here.   We went into Salamanca which is famed as having Spain’s oldest university.   It is a really pleasant town with a many notable buildings built with golden sandstone.  The soft nature of the stone allowed very intricate carving on the buildings including one covered in carved scallop shells.   You can view some of the University, though not enough to warrant the entry fee of 10 euros each. You bought your ticket from a machine. A Frenchman suggested that we both buy pensioners tickets and get in for half price. I didn’t know whether to be outraged or thank him for being helpful. I did manage to get into the Royal Palace in Madrid as an OAP but the ticket lady asked to see my passport. As I didn’t have it with me she asked me when I was born. Before I could open my mouth Sarah shouted 1947. I got in for half price but I decided I would not try this again. So, here we were on a 20 euro tour.
 

The original University lecture theatres and library were just like something out of Harry Potter.   The main town square, Plaza Mayor (enclosed by four storey buildings on each side) was stunning, particularly later in the day when the sun shone on it.   It was freezing which did rather limit our walk about.   We went back in on the bus in the evening as the guide book says this is when the town comes alive.  It certainly did.  The Plaza Mayor was much busier, lots of babies and dogs being walked, lots of students milling about and kids playing.   Had a drink in the square, sitting in the sun (with a fleece on).  We then went for dinner – once again terrible.   Won’t be eating out again in a hurry.
 
 
Tuesday 28 May

We are now making our way towards the top West hand corner of Spain and decided to drive straight towards the coast from Salamanca which means entering Portugal.  The quality of the roads took a dive as we crossed the border. The roads here aren’t as good as in Spain AND we had to pay tolls. As you come across the border you drive through a ‘Foreigners Lane’. You put your credit acrd in a machine and then the system associates your car registration plate with your credit card. As you drive along cameras record your progress and you are charged accordingly. It’s a bit like a modern day Dick Turpin.

Actually, it’s worth mentioning that neither the Spanish or Portugese seem worried about civil liberty. Every time you enter a car park you collect a ticket with your car registration printed on it. In one way this is a good security measure as no one can steal your car without the right ticket. On the other hand someone always knows where you are. Even most of the campsites have number plate recognition barriers. When you drive away a digital readout displays ‘Have a good journey Mr Barry Stockdale’.

If the police ever needed to know my whereabouts they could easily find out which car parks I have used and almost every campsite visited. Now they know which roads I have used. No one bats an eyelid. Big Brother is alive and well and living in the Iberian Peninsula.

We have driven across to mountain town called Sataeo and have found a lovely campsite.   It is Dutch owned and we were greeted by the owner, offered a drink and homemade cake and told to park where ever we liked.  Very unusual and welcome.  The site is set in a verdant valley which could be English.  (I am serious, if it wasn’t for the Dutch you’d think you were on a site in Devon). We are parked on very well kept grass with trees and meadows all around.  Can hear cows with bells on, but haven’t seen them yet.  The sun shone but it was cold. 
 
The big news is that we got a satellite signal and watched the first English TV news for several weeks. As Sarah didn’t fancy watching the Apprentice we watched a programme on BBC3 about Brits behaving very badly in Magaluf and we were glad we were here and not there.

Oh yes and by the way, we lost an hour as we crossed in Portugal. Yes the Portugese have the same time as Britain. This is messing with my head.

Wednesday 29 May

We were woken by the mobile baker tooting his horn. I arrived at the rendezvous point along with 3 other Dutch gentlemen. The baker leapt out of his van and before he did anything he shook our hands and wished us ‘Bom Dia’ (Good Morning).  What a great start to the day. I walked back to the van with my jacket and hand covered in flour.

Shortly afterwards we heard what I thought was a Dutch tune being played from speakers near the owners house. It sounded like some sort of Dutch folk tune and featured yodelling accompanied by an accordion. I thought this was the Dutch Version of Hi de Hi campers, but it turned out to be the fruit and veg man announcing his arrival.

We sat waiting for the next act. Sadly no one else turned up.

Cold and wet today so have not ventured far. We went to asked Ron the owner for information about walks in the area. He took great pleasure in explain to us that there were several and each was colour coded. He had been out with a tin of paint and a brush and had painted the spots and arrows on trees and lampposts himself. And he has. They’re all over the place. Morever he has a cunning system to lengthen the walks. You follow the dots but when you see two arrows on a tree or lamppost you have a decision. If you follow two left arrows the walk will take 4 hours. If you follow two arrows pointing right the walk will take two hours. Then of course you can mix and match and take one left arrow and one right arrow which would be a 3 hour hike. The permutations are endless. IM AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!! HE WAS VERY SERIOUS AND ASKED ME TO PAY ATTENTION.

In the afternoon we took a trip to the nearest town Sataeo but there is not much there – did find a supermarket and a cake shop – very important.  

We called in at the local tourist office. There were 2 ladies sat behind a high counter with an infra red heater behind them. They had 6 leaflets on top of the counter. There were no leaflet racks but there were some local bottles of wine on a shelf.  They only had a map of the general area. There were no commercial leaflets about attractions, no leaflets in any language other than Portuguese and they didn’t know where we could buy a proper map. They said it was due to cutbacks. We knew from Spain that 30th May was a Bank Holiday for Corpus Christi. We asked if tomorrow would be a bank holiday in Portugal. We were told that tomorrows Bank Holiday and several others had been cancelled due to the economic situation and the Troika. I can’t imagine the Spanish taking that sort of thing lying down.

I have just been reading one of the three leaflets we took. It lists all the local restaurants and phone numbers but there are no addresses. These people really need some marketing expertise and a budget.

We looked at a couple of restaurant menus but were not impressed. If you don’t like veal I think you’d starve. Vegetarians would not survive a week unless you like asparagus.

We put the TV on this evening but can only get Sky News, the Pavers Shoe channel (it really does exist but is a bit repetitive after 5 minutes) Sky News, QVC and Al Jazeera.  All the BBC channels have disappeared along with the camel racing from Dubai and Arabic news read by a man in white robes. I think the weak signal is due to thick clouds and heavy rain.

The weather forecast is much better for tomorrow onwards. Which is good because the ground is getting very squelchy.
 
Thursday 30 May.

We drove North to the small town of Lamego.  During the first part of the journey the countryside resembled the Derbyshire moorlands. Then we passed gardens full of rhododendrons, irisis and broom followed by orchards full of cherry and elderflower trees.
 
We passed two ladies with a ladder and bucket who we thought were cleaning windows. On the way back we saw them up the ladder picking cherries. When we got back to site we did a short walk. Beautiful day.

Friday 31st May.

Another beautiful day. We set off on the blue walk from Camping Chave Grand  covering 6.7 miles around the local area.


Saturday 1st June.

After visiting the local market in Lomas we spent a relaxing afternoon on site.

Sunday 2nd June.

We drove across to the Atlantic coast to Camping Orbitur Madalena on the Southern outskirts of Porto. Not a great site and that’s being kind. Shortly after arriving we got call from our daughter to say that Dad was in hospital and not very well. After a restless night we turned around and headed back home.
Monday 3rd June

Drove back past Salamanca en routé to Burgos where we stayed overnight. Had an awful meal in the site restaurant.

Tuesday 4th June

We drove past the foothills of the Picos de Europa and the Pyrenees.  Beautiful countryside. We made a mental note to return next year. Having crossed the border into France we spent the night at a very nice site in Salles.

Wednesday 5th May.

The journey to Calais continues from Salles to Alencon a few miles North of Le Mans. I’m beginning to feel tired now.

Thursday 6th June

We arrived at Camping La Bien Assise in Guines just outside of Calais about 2.30pm. After a short phone call home we decided to stay 2 nights to recover from the journey. In the evening we had a very nice meal in the site restaurant.

Friday 7th June

After visiting the local market in the morning we had a relaxing afternoon.
 
Saturday 8th June

Caught an early ferry to Dover and then drove to Hull where we arrived about 3.30pm.

The trip which we had been looking forward to for so long was at an end but there remained unfinished business. We hope to complete the Northern leg sometime next year.

Dad did rally and made it out of hospital but he badly needed our support during the summer. He died on 13th September 2013.

Sunday, 19 May 2013

Malaga to Madrid


Thursday 9 May

On our return flight to Malaga we were joined by a number of ‘Hen Parties’. They were easy to spot as one group wore matching pink T shirts with the slogan ‘On it till we Vomit’. Watch out Puerto Banus (It was printed on the back of their T shirts). The other group put on straw hats as soon as they got on the plane and started to re-apply their make up an hour before we landed. They were clearly going to hit the ground running.
I was quite impressed by Ryanair. A smooth journey on a newish plane which took off and landed exactly on time.  We were in the car within 30 minutes of landing.  Had slight difficulty finding the Holiday Inn Express we were booked into for the night, it being dark and no signposting to be seen.  However, we did find it and had a nice chat in the bar with an English couple on a long weekend break, until we were joined by a very drunk Irish man trying to avoid his Danish girlfriend!!

Friday 10 May

When we opened the curtains I realised that although it took us an hour to find the hotel we were in fact at the end of the runway. After breakfast we drove back to Cordoba along an almost deserted motorway. En route I noticed that yet another new motorway was under construction linking Cadiz to Granada. I am at a loss as to why they need all these motorways when there is very little traffic on any of them.
We stopped at a service area for coffee to find a bunch of English people who were on a coach tour of the area. A chap from Scotland was moaning about it being too hot.
We hit the Carrefour to stock up with supplies and then onto the caravan which was fine. We were pleased to note that it was about 10 degrees warmer than when we left.  Actually by 4pm it was so hot that I got the fan out, only to discover that it had literally fallen apart. We haven’t used it since we went to Italy and it has been shaken about a lot since then. I was not happy.
It was even hotter when we went to bed. It was very uncomfortable and difficult to sleep. My thoughts turned to the hen parties. Would it be too hot for them?  Were they drinking enough water?  Would they be able to get a taxi back to the hotel?  Had they rung their parents to tell them that they’d arrived safely? I hoped it wasn’t too cold in Puerto Banus as they didn’t seem to have brought any cases. Certainly they weren’t wearing much on the plane.

Saturday 11 May

Every year Cordoba has a competition in which the inhabitants enter their patio gardens for a prize. This year it’s a three day break at a flash hotel in Tarifa. (Having been to Tarifa I wouldn’t personally bother but there you are}.  It is a bit like the courtyard garden exhibits at the Chelsea Flower Show but without Alan Titchmarsh.   The City is split into six areas and as it was a weekend we had to have a ticket.  The tickets were free but were an attempt to limit the number of visitors to each patio.  You get a 3 hour time slot to view one area of the city.   The area we chose had 11 patios.   

Some of them were quite amazing, all surfaces of the garden covered in flowers.  The most common flower was the geranium, many varieties of which I have never seen before and have obviously been nurtured over many years, not bought as plug plants each spring. 

One of the patios we visited was actually a communal artist’s area made up of a number of homes in a series of interlinking streets and patios all a riot of colour.  



Anyone even slightly interested in gardening would enjoy this event.   There were a number of groups of the Spanish WI (or similar) on a day trip.  We had to queue for some patios and boy could these ladies make some noise.  Weather hot and sunny.
Sarah had been complaining for some time that her head kept getting very hot. Suddenly I thought I saw smoke coming from her hair. Then it dawned on me. She kept putting her reading glasses on her head which focused the strong sun onto her hair. Fortunately I brought this to her attention before she caused an incident. The thought of explaining the cause of a blaze to a Spanish fireman filled me with dread.
On the way back to the campsite we stopped off at Carrefour to buy a new fan. I wish I was collecting Carrefour points!
The fridge was still not cold enough so we had to turn it up to almost maximum.

Sunday 12 May

Our plan for this trip was to stay in the South and then travel North when it got too hot. Well it was hot so after breakfast we packed up and hit the road heading North towards Toledo which is about 30 miles South West of Madrid. The decision to travel North was premature. More on this later.
The journey was a revelation. Once again I had expected dry dusty countryside. Instead we passed through rolling hills which were reminiscent of Derbyshire. Many of the fields were filled with poppies.

We drove through 2 national parks ‘Parque Natural Lagunas de Ruidera’ and Parque Nacional Tablas de Daimel’.  I made a mental note that if we come to Spain again, we must spend some time in these areas and also in ‘Los Alpujarras’ an area we didn’t explore in AndalucĂ­a.
The caravan site (El Greco) is situated just outside Toledo with a spectacular view from the bar terrace.  

It was quite hot but the swimming pool was empty. On the positive side the site is lovely and has washing machines!  (We are becoming very sad people). Treated ourselves to dinner at the site restaurant – very good. (We had a bit of trouble with the menu as one of the items had been translated as ham dust.)  Sarah had baked salmon with asparagus. I had chicken cooked in garlic.

Monday 13 May

Sarah woke me by waving a bottle of Listerine in my face. You have to gargle this she said. Wonderful start to the day.
A hot sunny day (about 29 degrees) – Sarah had four loads of washing done by 10.30. I washed the bird crap off the caravan roof. I did this by opening the rooflight and standing on the bed.  
In the afternoon we went into Toledo.  The City is built on 7 hills apparently, like Rome and Sheffield, so there is a series of escalators to take you up the hill.  A river nearly surrounds the City with a number of bridges old and new crossing the river. Had a wander and a ride on the little train that was actually branded as ‘Trainvision’. It was actually a tractor made to look like a train pulling a couple of trailers with seats on.  The train ride was very good with some excellent views.   
The sky started to blacken and thunder could be heard so we started to rush back to the car as some washing was still out and the skylights were open on the caravan.  At the bottom of the escalator Sarah tripped and literally fell flat on her face.  She ended up with two grazed knees, one grazed hand, a scratched pair of glasses and a bust lip.   A nice lady accompanied by a gentleman who looked like the former Archbishop of Canterbury came to our assistance with Savlon and plasters.  She rummaged around in her bag and I swear I saw a neck brace and defibrillator. I got the impression she’d been waiting for this moment all her life. Sadly Sarah only had a busted lip. She was shaken but was able to walk.
When we got back to the site the Dutch version of a Caravan Club tour had arrived. They were much better organised than the Caravan Club tour we had been on. For a start they had a flag which flew from a collapsible flag post. The leader had installed signs on the main road to ensure that his party did not miss the site and, (this is the killer) they had a portable white board with information about the next day’s activities including a game of boules at 3pm the next day. They even had bunting and a portable tea urn. You’ve got to hand it to them. The Dutch really know how to do Europe in a caravan!

Tuesday 14 May

We drove to the town of Aranjuez (as in Rodrigo’s guitar concerto D’Aranjuez) which is apparently a town the people of Madrid escape to in the summer when it gets too hot.   There is a large palace apparently inspired by Versailles.  

There are many opulent rooms inside including a very extravagant room where the walls and ceiling were covered in porcelain.  I would love to show some pictures but photography was not allowed inside and if you did look as if you were going to get a camera out the guards were ready to pin you on the floor. The town also boasts extensive public gardens which we walked through.

Wednesday 15 May

We went into Toledo again today and visited the cathedral which was very interesting.  Quite a mix of styles and influences.  Very good audio guide.  We then wandered around the Jewish quarter of the City and down to the river.  The architecture is very different, much more geometric and angular.  It is a lovely City to wander around.  They were preparing for the festival of Corpus Christie at the end of May so flags were being hung from walls, lanterns strung across the streets and canopies being put up over the streets to protect the procession of the from the Cathedral.  

Toldeo is famous for its decorated jewellery, marzipan and knives. We bought one of each but ate the marzipan confection before we got back to the caravan.

On the way back I allowed Sarah a little treat and stopped at a supermarket she had not visited before. Eroski is like any other supermarket in Europe but it was fun learning a new layout. This one made a point of featuring local produce in the centre of the store. An innovation we had not seen elsewhere.
Weather colder today – down to 15 degrees.

Thursday 16 May

Moved on to Camping El Escorial – North West of Madrid.   A huge site near the town of San Lorenzo El Escorial with 3 swimming pools but not many people on it.  Sarah estimated that there are about 450 caravan pitches plus space for 500 tents and there are about 1,000 static caravans. I counted about 36 touring caravans so we more or less have the place to ourselves…and guess what. The Dutch group have also arrived.

The guide book says the site has very good security and it does. A man drives round on a golf cart 24 hours a day. With so few people around I don’t know what sort of problems he is expecting.
I had been very much looking forward to relaxing on a deck chair and taking a dip when it got too hot. In fact having read the guide book I was dreading the intense sun. After Seville this is the second hottest place in Spain.  I needn’t have worried. By the time it came to BBQ the sausages it was freezing. It was like being at home, I was outside wearing a fleece and Sarah stayed inside. It’s a good job that the hen parties didn’t come here. They’d have got hypothermia.

Friday 17 May

The temperature got down to 4 deg C last night. This morning it’s a bit like being in the Lake District at Easter but without the traffic and daffodils. Snow has fallen on the hills behind us and it’s cold and wet. We have put the fan away, dug out our warm clothes and turned the fridge down as things are beginning to freeze.

A high of 9 degrees is forecast today.    Apparently this day last year it was 29 degrees – so much for summer in Spain.    We took the bus into Madrid.   Actually it was a very well appointed coach. It even had free wifi . The day was dominated by eating.   We had a walk round in the morning and found the market of San Miguel which was full of food stalls selling everything from fruit, to tapas to oysters.   We sampled a couple of stalls for lunch.  

We were both impressed by the older buildings which were full of character.

There are several haberdashery type shops selling buttons, ribbons etc. 

They were packed with people. You had to get a ticket and wait till you are called ( a bit like the deli counter in Tescos).

After lunch we went off to find a map shop to try and get some information on walking in the hills around where we are staying.   Having found that we then went to find the ‘Chocolateria San Gines’.  This is a cafĂ© selling hot chocolate and churros (long strips of donut type confection) which you dip in the chocolate (not drinking chocolate but as thick as a melted bar of Cadburys), traditionally eaten for breakfast.  The place is open from 9.30am to 7am. (Yes it closes for 2 ½ hours a day). This is the place to go on your way back from a night on the tiles to help soak up the alcohol.  They were very good.

We then went to look at the Royal Palace.  Again a large number of very opulent rooms. (Which we were not allowed to photograph).  Particularly notable for Sarah were the chandeliers.  There were dozens, all different and all works of art in their own right.   The palace also has an enormous collection of suits of armour for men, children and horses.  Very impressive, though not sure how the horse could move what with its armour and the man sat on it in his armour carrying a huge pike.  Sarah was very upset at the thought of children wearing armour. We did not see the gardens as it was pouring down.

The coach journey back to the site took 30 minutes. The coach didn’t stop once thanks to the protected bus lanes. The Metro system was also very efficient. Why is it that Spain can do public transport much better than England? I mean for goodness sake they’re Spanish.
In the evening we went into the site cafeteria which is the only place you can get wifi. I asked for a couple of drinks and handed over the cash. The barman asked for a ticket and would not take the money. I kept saying I didn’t have a ticket but he kept pointing to a jukebox on the wall. Upon closer inspection I realised it was not a juke box but a machine which issued tickets for drinks and snacks. Sarah bought tickets for a tonic water and a glass of red wine. The barman was placated.  They might know how to run public transport but they have a lot to learn about running a bar.

Saturday 18 May

Still cold, more snow on hills. Colder here than in the UK.   We did some shopping this morning and found another supermarket we had not visited before. Sarah got very excited that this one ‘Super Cor’ was owned by Spain’s big department store chain El Cortes Ingles. The chain is like John Lewis’s. So, she suddenly realised that she was in the Spanish version of Waitrose. It made her day.
We also had a look around San Lorenzo, though this was brief because of the rain.  San Lorenzo is famous for the huge palace/monastery built there by King Philip who wanted to live like a monk for some reason.  It is a very austere grey square building (the guide book describes it looking like prison).   It was free today so we went to have a look, but I am not really sure what to say about it.  Many rooms full of gloomy paintings and not a lot else – glad we didn’t pay.   The palace had a large mausoleum full of dead Kings and Queens and room after room of tombs of royal children.   I think we are palace’d out and need to avoid them for a few days.  

In the evening we watched a couple of episodes of Broadchurch and had a bottle of wine. Since we arrived in Spain we have been buying orange juice from a company called Don Simon, it is very good. Earlier in the day I noticed that Don Simon also did red wine in a plastic bottle. It wasn’t quite up to scratch but very good value at 1.60 euro which is cheaper than their orange juice. We will buy again.
As for Broadchurch, we watched it off a DVD which I copied before we left home. I had hoped to get live TV but out newly acquired automatic searching satellite dish can only pick up CNN and QVC in English. We can however watch a host of Arabic channels including Al Jazeera and live camel racing from Dubai.  
Fortunately we can keep up with the news on the BBC website and we download podcasts of the News Quiz and the Archers.

Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Cadiz to Cordoba


21 April


The day of Sarah’s significant birthday dawned bright and sunny.  I had hoped to buy Sarah a nice locally crafted card but the Spanish don’t seem to do cards. Fortunately I found something suitable in Marks & Spencer in Marbella. Not original but any port in a storm.

We decided to go on a walk, which turned out to be about 9 miles – good going for us.  We walked through pine woods and along the coast between Barbate and Conil de la Fontera. There were some fine views including Cabo de Trafalgar. Yes this is where the great battle was fought.  (According to a bloke we met in Gibraltar, they took Nelsons body back to Gibraltar, pickled his body in rum and then sailed him back home. What a way to go?)
 
The car parking area had a small bar – just for coffee and ice cream we thought, but when we got back to the car the place was packed with people having Sunday lunch.  Some had walked, some had come on horses and some had arrived by car.  We had a BBQ in the evening.

22 April


Went down on the beach for a few hours day.  It was quite windy but if you got tucked in amongst the rocks it was quite sheltered.   We dipped our toes in the sea and kept our swimming costumes on but decided against going in any further!!! Yes this was a naturist beach with several elderly couples letting everything flop about. One woman almost poked her eye out when running towards the sea. I did however eventually persuade Sarah to take her………. cardigan off.

Back up on the cliffs Barry took some more pictures of the wild flowers as he had forgotten his tele photo lens to get some snaps of the bathers.

23 April


Moved to Seville.  Well near Seville, a place called Dos Hermanas which is to Seville what Selby is to York. The campsite (Camping Vilsom) is not great – crammed in like sardines.  Actually, we were quite lucky and managed to get a pitch which enabled us to accommodate the car and caravan. The pitch was about the size of 2 disabled car parking spaces end to end. We decided against having a barbecue due to the fire risk. Sadly this is the only campsite serving Seville so the owners don’t need to try very hard.  It was quite busy.  The plus side was that the internet link was much quicker so we could actually get things done. We were hoping that we’d be able to relax for a few hours next to the swimming pool. Sadly the pool had not been maintained since last summer and was full of green water. I’m sure that a recognised a man I had seen in Morocco and suspect that he was trying to buy the water so that he could pass it off as mint tea in Tangier or at least water his camels.

In the evening I took Sarah for a belated birthday meal. It was either a MacDonald’s  or a place similar to ‘Frankie and Bennys’. As we could not translate the menu we went next door. It was after ordering a couple of pizzas that we realised that the food came from the same kitchen as the place next door. The only difference was we had round pizzas where as next door they had rustic bread in a square shape. Sarah enjoyed her meal which was a bargain. Two large pizzas and a bottle of Rioja for 15 euros.  I hope to find a branch somewhere near home for next year.

When we returned to the caravan I sat on the step to cool down and have a beer (There wasn’t room for a chair). I’d been there is few minutes when the bathroom blind of the caravan next door opened to reveal and elderly topless lady who opened her window wider.  I’m not sure if she saw me or not. She didn’t scream and nor did I.

24 April


Took the bus into Seville.  Found our bearings and had some lunch.  Then we visited the Cathedral.  It is apparently the biggest Church in the world. It has a Guinness Book of Records certificate on display to prove it!  It has a beautiful tower, from which there was a magnificent view across the roofs of Seville.  
 
We then went to find the Casa Pilatos, a mansion in the Jewish quarter that is allegedly modelled on the home of Pontius Pilate.   It is free on a Wednesday afternoon to EU citizens and it seemed a lot of people knew this, so there was quite a queue. (A queue, we were waiting for over an hour in blistering heat. Just to see a crumbling time share – Barry)  However, it was lovely inside with colourful tiling, plasterworks and patios.

In the evening when we got to bed it got so hot that Sarah said that she could hardly breathe. We opened as many windows as we could without denting the caravans parked around us. This did not make much difference so I suggested she take her pyjamas off. She refused on the basis that she couldn’t possibly sleep in the nude with a Frenchman sleeping less than 3 feet away.

25 April


Today we decided to take the open top bus trip around Seville and see the areas we might not otherwise of ventured to.  Our first hop off the bus was in the Macarena district.  We went into what we thought was a fairly run of the mill Church from the outside, but were greeted with a very lavish interior.  We wondered through the area, stopping for lunch at a tapas bar.   That was entertaining to say the least.   Ordering was difficult and what arrived didn’t bear much resemblance to what we ordered, but it tasted good.  We got off the bus again near the bull ring, walked along the river bank a little and over the bridge into the Trianna district.   This was famous for the ceramics produced there and there was evidence here and there in the back streets of tiling on the houses and also shops selling ceramics, though being afternoon they were shut.  We ended the day with a walk through the Maria Louise gardens and viewed some of the pavilions built for the Spanish Americas Fair in the 1920’s and finally the Plaza de Espana, built as the centre piece for the Fair to exhibit industry and crafts.  It is a vast semi-circular building of stairways, fountains and mass of tile work.  I cannot begin the describe it so see the picture below.

26 April


The Alcazar or Royal Palace was to be our main focus for today.   The Alcazar is a Moorish palace and was an absolute masterpiece of tiling and plaster work.   The colours and patterns were breath taking.  The many rooms built around patios with cool pools and gurgling fountains.   You could certainly imagine living there in the cool shaded patios or gardens during the baking summer heat.   It was quite hot today – about 29 degrees, but very pleasant in the palace.  Sarah’s Dad had recommended the audio guide and it was well worth it.   Definitely a must on anyone’s to see list.

27 April


Moved on to Cordoba today.  Temperature has reduced drastically and it is raining!!!  The campsite (Camping Albolafia) in the village of Villafranca de Cordoba is very peaceful but we are unable to do our laundry as the drier has broken down and it’s too wet and cold to hang anything out. We are hoping for a sunny day before we fly back.

The site seems to have a lot of rules. Mainly a list of things you can’t do This includes:

·         Bury pots drums or containers.

·         Modify the shape of any plot

·         Be accompanied by animals which could be dangerous

·         Admit others to the campsite without paying 4 euros per person

·         Make connections to taps

28 April


Raining and cold today but drove into Corboda to get our bearings and have some lunch. I sort of guessed the way to the tourist information office and ended up driving up streets which were so narrow I had to pull in the wing mirrors. Those of you who know Sarah’s lack of appetite for risk will probably guess at her reaction. I tried to lighten the mood by saying it would have been worse if we’d been towing the caravan but this had little effect.

 Just to illustrate the fact that this tour is not all sights, barbecues and wine you should know that we spent most of the day driving around looking for a lavanderia or laundry. We never found one.

29 April


Our Wedding Anniversary. Once again I had hoped to find a suitable card here in Spain but….. Fortunately there was a Hallmark card shop in Gibraltar selling really naff cards with verses. Not ideal but……it saved the day.

Raining again and only 10 degrees.  Back in jeans, jumpers and waterproofs. 

Today I asked the girl in reception if she could print the boarding cards for the flight back. She said no. Why I asked? Then she mumbled a lot, went to the printer, took out the print cartridge, banged it on the counter and said “because the boss will not buy a new one”. Immediately I could see why the laundry dryer was not going to get fixed anytime soon.

After eventually paying a visit to the local library, where they do have a printer with ink, and printing my documents we set off for La Mezquita.  

The Mezquita is a huge mosque in Cordoba which in 1523 had a Christian Cathedral built in the middle of it.  The Mosque has 19 naves supported by hundreds of marble columns stopped with double red and white brick arches.   I am struggling to find suitable adjectives to describe this building, but it is like nothing else we have ever seen.   Its sheer size is staggering and despite the symmetry everywhere you stand give a different view – like looking through different windows – quite amazing. Even Barry was impressed.

Sarah was so overcome she had to have a hot chocolate and cake. Afterwards we went to Carrefour ( a big French supermarket chain who are well established here). We have done almost all our shopping here and I now regret not joining their clubcard scheme.

The showers here aren’t too bad but I am thinking of putting in a compensation claim for RSI. There are no taps just those bloody buttons you keep having to push. I had to push mine so often my wrist started aching.

30 April


Today we visited the Alcazar in Corboda, as the guide book said the buildings are a bit dreary, but the gardens were well worth a visit with lovely pools and water features and very effective colour combinations in the flower beds. 

We also walked over the foot bridge to the opposite bank of the River and had a wander around more of the back streets and Plazas.   Everywhere was gearing up for the Festival of the crosses which is tomorrow in which every square will have a red cross made from flowers at its centre – a bit like our Derbyshire well dressings but with Tapas and wine. Today Sarah insisted on paying a second visit to a cake shop she found yesterday.  Actually we went twice.  In the morning for coffee and a chocolate croissant and again in the afternoon for hot chocolate and cake. We have boosted their profits so much this week that we have been invited to the staff Xmas party…..at least that’s what I think he said.

Sarah has just been to order some bread for tomorrow to be told it will not arrive until 12.30 because it is a holiday in all of Spain. Sounds like a day to do the washing.

It has been decided that we will eat something plain tonight without garlic in order to prepare our appetites for the UK. Choice was limited. We have had oven chips, egg and beans.

1st May


We have decided to stay on site today to avoid the Bank Holiday crowds. Sarah checked in the first lot of laundry at 9am and will collect it at 11am and deliver a second load at the same time. All the other sites we have stayed at have washing machines you operate yourself with a token that costs about 4 euros. This site takes your laundry from you to do it themselves. The cost is 8 euros. A right rip off.

As not much will happen today I have decided to have a rant about Spain’s economy. Forget everything you read at home about cutbacks and demonstrations. This place is booming. The Spanish seem to be the masters of job creation. When I visited a small Michelin depot with a flat tyre there were about 6 men all working well. In the small office were 2 women who appeared to do nothing but take the money and process the credit cards. I was there for an hour and one of them took my payment but did nothing else.

And don’t talk to me about the banks. There must be at least one bank branch for every ten people in the country. They’re all over the place.

When we were in the small town of Ronda (Population circa 20,000) they were building a huge new hospital. For whom I have no idea. In Marbella they were extending one of the three existing hospitals. In Seville there were 3 quite new very large hospitals.

The rail network is incredible and expanding everywhere. They don’t refresh a station they just build a new one on a new line elsewhere. They have fantastic new trains too.

The motorway network is impressive with recently built tunnels and fantastic high level bridges which can only be dreamt of in the UK. If this is austerity I think we should have some.

There is evidence that some small businesses have closed down but the overall feel is one of confidence and investment in infrastructure. There are a few beggars on the street but I’m talking about seeing 3 or 4 a day. Nothing like the number of people you see sleeping rough in London or Manchester.

As we fly back tomorrow (Thursday 2nd May) this will be our last blog until we return on 9th May. We will by flying Ryanair and Sarah has been busy measuring bags to ensure that the comply with Mr O’leary’s strict rules. Hopefully we’ll be home by 10pm.

 

PS. Readers should know that Sarah has been writing these blog things so far. (She writes them under my name as she doesn’t know how the blog thing works). So, I have decided that they are a bit dry and lack the everyday detail which you deserve to know. So, Sarah does the sightseeing stuff and I now add details important information about the daily grind. Hopefully this will appeal more to the Sun readers amongst you. (Apologies to the Telegraph readers – Mel, Jean and John).

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